
Q<GREET>: Hello.
A: Unless you're on kitchen duty, get out of here.

Q<KITCHEN>: Is this the kitchen? 
A: What does it look like? You want to work here? [AddTopic(WORK) DeleteTopic(KITCHEN) ServerCommand(efw_TriggerMailPickupMessage) AddDiary(4)]

Q<WORK>: I'd like to work in the kitchens.
A: Go see the roster officer. I can't help you. [AddDiary(9)]

Q<OFFICE>: I'm supposed to report to the office.
A: Then why are you standing here, you dumb bastard?

Q<GOODBYE>: Goodbye
A:[Goodbye]

UNWANTED_ITEM
A<FirstTime>: I don't want anything from you.
A<!FirstTime>: Why would I want that?

