Yes, they say he goes arounds harrassing people?
Quite a lot... Quite a lot, yes. In his own way.
... if nothing goes wrong ... if he doesn’t throw you out.
What?
There’s a PR guy upstairs who has to approve it.
What? Has to approve what?
Any talking to the camera, really.
And do you know that money must be paid
to the dudes who made the stuff that we listen to?
Yes, yes.
And? Do you have it sorted out?
I think we do.
You think?
Yes.
Can’t you just say that you do?
I mean, now I have to check it all, or what?
Do you want me to go see your PR guy?
Yeah, sure.
Wicked! My buddy...
Vader!
Those Chinese, yeah? They copy everything!
GOOD UPBRINGING
And then the Copyright Defender comes?
Piracy simply isn’t a socially acceptable practice.
Obviously! He was brought up well!
CONFESSION
And here’s a download.
A download?
If you downloaded it, there must be some author somewhere in the back there, right?
Well...
You confess?
I confess.
What do you have to say for yourself?
WARM-UP
I have to, you know...
So you go every day?
... stay in shape, or when it comes...
Every day, more or less every day.
Unless it piss-pours.
It’s not really...
Well, it’s not that much money.
No infringement, no pay, you mean?
Yeah, but I’m not worried about that, not for a while.
How about the egg, is it any good?
Mnmm, great.... Want some?
Oh, yeah, I didn’t offer you any.
A bit rude, but... you have the camera anyway.
No, you’ll need it to stay strong.
I’m sensitive to copyright infringement.
Here’s an antenna... Vasja!
Keep rolling.
She never wants to be on camera with me.
Or should we play the French thing...
No, play Anja, come on.
... 8Bit Musics?
Aah, ok, you need to press the correct button.
My surveillance system, it’s a bit...
You did it yourself?
Yeah, yeah...
Fuck, there’s people singing!
Hey, where is... ?
Shit, my keys. Just a sec...
My ears are ringing, I can’t sleep, I can’t live.
Here - the invoice, so everything’s by the book.
Hey, Spiderman!
C-MAN solves another case.
Old women caught singing illegally at a fire brigade dance!
They’ll get theirs!
Piratress behind bars!!! It’s my own fault.
Activists Protest Against C-MAN Raids
Why didn't we take the car?
Nobody’s singing in the street, Copyright Defender
I’ve trained them well!
It’s no joke!
...boots, well.
Sure, because you have to keep up appearances, right?
Yes, you can’t look like a dork, or who’s going to take you seriously?
Right, right, so it’s purely about authority?
Yes, you gotta have... you know, like the uniform.
The uniform is important.
So, if a couple of pigeons whistle together,
is that enough to make it public performance or what?
Uh, no, it depends on the number of listeners, not performers.
So if five pigeons are listening, and one whistles?
Yeah, then yes.
And what do you do then?
Well, I don’t know, it depends.
Usually they have it sorted out, paid up, and stuff.
How?
Pigeons have their own SAZAS you know.
C-MAN ABOUT THE LAW
Tell us something about the law, because he’s also a law defender.
The law must be respected.
That’s right.
Right. And it’s the same for everybody.
Exactly.
Yeah, except later, when it’s changed.
WHO’S PAYING? ARE YOU PAYING?
What are you doing?
Working. We’re checking if you have everything sorted out.
Copyright.
You don’t play music here?
We play it, but we don’t have a radio.
You don’t have a radio?
It’s alright then, I have nothing to do here.
Why?
Because, you know... We’re checking for copyright.
That you have it licensed, paid, and stuff.
You’re paying?
No, not me, you’d have to pay.
Aaah, it’s always about money.
Kebab is good?
Kebab is great.
We go all the way, super-standard, and then this happens...
So, nice to meet you. I’m going home now. Bye!
Ok, then. Have a nice one, cheers!
How do I get out?
This way.
Right, OK. Bye.
Bye! When will this be on the telly?
I don’t know.
OK, edit it well.
Bye, super-hero! Good luck with your fight against crime.
Thanks, bye.
Wait, I’ll close it.