1 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:23,135 Yes, they say he goes arounds harrassing people? 2 00:01:23,533 --> 00:01:27,247 Quite a lot... Quite a lot, yes. In his own way. 3 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:39,958 ... if nothing goes wrong ... if he doesn’t throw you out. 4 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,073 What? 5 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:44,624 There’s a PR guy upstairs who has to approve it. 6 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,541 What? Has to approve what? 7 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:49,190 Any talking to the camera, really. 8 00:01:49,923 --> 00:01:52,782 And do you know that money must be paid 9 00:01:52,882 --> 00:01:56,074 to the dudes who made the stuff that we listen to? 10 00:01:56,174 --> 00:01:57,174 Yes, yes. 11 00:01:57,274 --> 00:01:59,788 And? Do you have it sorted out? 12 00:01:59,888 --> 00:02:00,888 I think we do. 13 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:01,988 You think? 14 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,088 Yes. 15 00:02:03,188 --> 00:02:04,188 Can’t you just say that you do? 16 00:02:04,551 --> 00:02:06,546 I mean, now I have to check it all, or what? 17 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:08,842 Do you want me to go see your PR guy? 18 00:02:09,017 --> 00:02:11,020 Yeah, sure. 19 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,303 Wicked! My buddy... 20 00:02:16,114 --> 00:02:17,114 Vader! 21 00:02:23,323 --> 00:02:26,472 Those Chinese, yeah? They copy everything! 22 00:05:17,763 --> 00:05:19,133 GOOD UPBRINGING 23 00:05:23,162 --> 00:05:27,139 And then the Copyright Defender comes? 24 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:33,283 Piracy simply isn’t a socially acceptable practice. 25 00:05:33,602 --> 00:05:37,619 Obviously! He was brought up well! 26 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:55,726 CONFESSION 27 00:06:55,826 --> 00:06:57,322 And here’s a download. 28 00:06:57,422 --> 00:06:59,238 A download? 29 00:07:02,749 --> 00:07:06,552 If you downloaded it, there must be some author somewhere in the back there, right? 30 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:08,467 Well... 31 00:07:09,332 --> 00:07:10,396 You confess? 32 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:11,496 I confess. 33 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,614 What do you have to say for yourself? 34 00:08:26,136 --> 00:08:28,011 WARM-UP 35 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:34,355 I have to, you know... 36 00:08:34,455 --> 00:08:35,894 So you go every day? 37 00:08:36,523 --> 00:08:39,302 ... stay in shape, or when it comes... 38 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:41,058 Every day, more or less every day. 39 00:08:41,158 --> 00:08:42,907 Unless it piss-pours. 40 00:09:03,374 --> 00:09:05,210 It’s not really... 41 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,574 Well, it’s not that much money. 42 00:09:08,907 --> 00:09:11,341 No infringement, no pay, you mean? 43 00:09:13,189 --> 00:09:15,690 Yeah, but I’m not worried about that, not for a while. 44 00:09:16,301 --> 00:09:17,578 How about the egg, is it any good? 45 00:09:17,977 --> 00:09:20,251 Mnmm, great.... Want some? 46 00:09:20,424 --> 00:09:22,353 Oh, yeah, I didn’t offer you any. 47 00:09:23,071 --> 00:09:25,757 A bit rude, but... you have the camera anyway. 48 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,566 No, you’ll need it to stay strong. 49 00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:48,260 I’m sensitive to copyright infringement. 50 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,694 Here’s an antenna... Vasja! 51 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,654 Keep rolling. 52 00:09:55,754 --> 00:09:58,381 She never wants to be on camera with me. 53 00:10:03,408 --> 00:10:08,475 Or should we play the French thing... 54 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,138 No, play Anja, come on. 55 00:10:10,238 --> 00:10:11,920 ... 8Bit Musics? 56 00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:23,437 Aah, ok, you need to press the correct button. 57 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,299 My surveillance system, it’s a bit... 58 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:31,962 You did it yourself? 59 00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:33,398 Yeah, yeah... 60 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,945 Fuck, there’s people singing! 61 00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:37,109 Hey, where is... ? 62 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:46,006 Shit, my keys. Just a sec... 63 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:36,371 My ears are ringing, I can’t sleep, I can’t live. 64 00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:42,675 Here - the invoice, so everything’s by the book. 65 00:11:44,617 --> 00:11:45,627 Hey, Spiderman! 66 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,458 C-MAN solves another case. 67 00:11:49,558 --> 00:11:50,558 Old women caught singing illegally at a fire brigade dance! 68 00:11:50,658 --> 00:11:51,658 They’ll get theirs! 69 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:52,758 Piratress behind bars!!! It’s my own fault. 70 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:53,858 Activists Protest Against C-MAN Raids 71 00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,626 Why didn't we take the car? 72 00:11:57,836 --> 00:12:00,337 Nobody’s singing in the street, Copyright Defender 73 00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:02,305 I’ve trained them well! 74 00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:05,430 It’s no joke! 75 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,238 ...boots, well. 76 00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:14,432 Sure, because you have to keep up appearances, right? 77 00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:18,204 Yes, you can’t look like a dork, or who’s going to take you seriously? 78 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,285 Right, right, so it’s purely about authority? 79 00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:25,903 Yes, you gotta have... you know, like the uniform. 80 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:30,791 The uniform is important. 81 00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:42,724 So, if a couple of pigeons whistle together, 82 00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:45,149 is that enough to make it public performance or what? 83 00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:48,883 Uh, no, it depends on the number of listeners, not performers. 84 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:53,155 So if five pigeons are listening, and one whistles? 85 00:12:53,463 --> 00:12:55,311 Yeah, then yes. 86 00:12:55,411 --> 00:12:56,735 And what do you do then? 87 00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,815 Well, I don’t know, it depends. 88 00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:02,817 Usually they have it sorted out, paid up, and stuff. 89 00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:04,626 How? 90 00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:08,321 Pigeons have their own SAZAS you know. 91 00:13:11,455 --> 00:13:13,919 C-MAN ABOUT THE LAW 92 00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,981 Tell us something about the law, because he’s also a law defender. 93 00:13:16,636 --> 00:13:18,368 The law must be respected. 94 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:19,468 That’s right. 95 00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:20,870 Right. And it’s the same for everybody. 96 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:21,970 Exactly. 97 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:24,062 Yeah, except later, when it’s changed. 98 00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:28,486 WHO’S PAYING? ARE YOU PAYING? 99 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:33,081 What are you doing? 100 00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:36,123 Working. We’re checking if you have everything sorted out. 101 00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:37,782 Copyright. 102 00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:41,462 You don’t play music here? 103 00:13:41,562 --> 00:13:43,653 We play it, but we don’t have a radio. 104 00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:45,149 You don’t have a radio? 105 00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,801 It’s alright then, I have nothing to do here. 106 00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:48,901 Why? 107 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,034 Because, you know... We’re checking for copyright. 108 00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:57,289 That you have it licensed, paid, and stuff. 109 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:58,784 You’re paying? 110 00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:02,181 No, not me, you’d have to pay. 111 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:08,541 Aaah, it’s always about money. 112 00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:09,641 Kebab is good? 113 00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:10,741 Kebab is great. 114 00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:15,157 We go all the way, super-standard, and then this happens... 115 00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:18,220 So, nice to meet you. I’m going home now. Bye! 116 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,347 Ok, then. Have a nice one, cheers! 117 00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:21,447 How do I get out? 118 00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:22,547 This way. 119 00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:24,198 Right, OK. Bye. 120 00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:27,771 Bye! When will this be on the telly? 121 00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,005 I don’t know. 122 00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:33,366 OK, edit it well. 123 00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:36,748 Bye, super-hero! Good luck with your fight against crime. 124 00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:39,088 Thanks, bye. 125 00:14:45,895 --> 00:14:47,533 Wait, I’ll close it.