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Yes, they say he goes arounds harrassing people?

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Quite a lot... Quite a lot, yes. In his own way.

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... if nothing goes wrong ... if he doesn’t throw you out.

4
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What?

5
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There’s a PR guy upstairs who has to approve it.

6
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What? Has to approve what?

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Any talking to the camera, really.

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And do you know that money must be paid

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to the dudes who made the stuff that we listen to?

10
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Yes, yes.

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And? Do you have it sorted out?

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I think we do.

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You think?

14
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Yes.

15
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Can’t you just say that you do?

16
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I mean, now I have to check it all, or what?

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Do you want me to go see your PR guy?

18
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Yeah, sure.

19
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Wicked! My buddy... 

20
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Vader!

21
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Those Chinese, yeah? They copy everything!

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GOOD UPBRINGING

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And then the Copyright Defender comes?

24
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Piracy simply isn’t a socially acceptable practice.

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Obviously! He was brought up well!

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CONFESSION

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And here’s a download.

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A download?

29
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If you downloaded it, there must be some author somewhere in the back there, right?

30
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Well...

31
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You confess?

32
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I confess.

33
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What do you have to say for yourself?

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WARM-UP

35
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I have to, you know...

36
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So you go every day?

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... stay in shape, or when it comes...

38
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Every day, more or less every day.

39
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Unless it piss-pours.

40
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It’s not really...

41
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Well, it’s not that much money.

42
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No infringement, no pay, you mean?

43
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Yeah, but I’m not worried about that, not for a while.

44
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How about the egg, is it any good?

45
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Mnmm, great.... Want some?

46
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Oh, yeah, I didn’t offer you any.

47
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A bit rude, but... you have the camera anyway.

48
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No, you’ll need it to stay strong.

49
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I’m sensitive to copyright infringement.

50
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Here’s an antenna... Vasja!

51
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Keep rolling.

52
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She never wants to be on camera with me.

53
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Or should we play the French thing... 

54
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No, play Anja, come on.

55
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... 8Bit Musics?

56
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Aah, ok, you need to press the correct button.

57
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My surveillance system, it’s a bit...

58
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You did it yourself?

59
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Yeah, yeah...

60
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Fuck, there’s people singing!

61
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Hey, where is... ?

62
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Shit, my keys. Just a sec...

63
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My ears are ringing, I can’t sleep, I can’t live.

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Here - the invoice, so everything’s by the book.

65
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Hey, Spiderman!

66
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C-MAN solves another case.

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Old women caught singing illegally at a fire brigade dance!

68
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They’ll get theirs!

69
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Piratress behind bars!!!
It’s my own fault.

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Activists Protest Against C-MAN Raids

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Why didn't we take the car?

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Nobody’s singing in the street, Copyright Defender

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I’ve trained them well!

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It’s no joke!

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...boots, well.

76
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Sure, because you have to keep up appearances, right?

77
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Yes, you can’t look like a dork, 
or who’s going to take you seriously?

78
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Right, right, so it’s purely about authority?

79
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Yes, you gotta have... you know, like the uniform. 

80
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The uniform is important.

81
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So, if a couple of pigeons whistle together,

82
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is that enough to make it public performance or what?

83
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Uh, no, it depends on the number of listeners, not performers.

84
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So if five pigeons are listening, and one whistles?

85
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Yeah, then yes.

86
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And what do you do then?

87
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Well, I don’t know, it depends.

88
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Usually they have it sorted out, paid up, and stuff.

89
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How?

90
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Pigeons have their own SAZAS you know.

91
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C-MAN ABOUT THE LAW

92
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Tell us something about the law, 
because he’s also a law defender.

93
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The law must be respected.

94
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That’s right.

95
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Right. And it’s the same for everybody.

96
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Exactly.

97
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Yeah, except later, when it’s changed.

98
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WHO’S PAYING? ARE YOU PAYING?

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What are you doing?

100
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Working. We’re checking if you have everything sorted out.

101
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Copyright.

102
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You don’t play music here?

103
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We play it, but we don’t have a radio.

104
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You don’t have a radio?

105
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It’s alright then, I have nothing to do here.

106
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Why?

107
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Because, you know... We’re checking for copyright.

108
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That you have it licensed, paid, and stuff.

109
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You’re paying?

110
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No, not me, you’d have to pay.

111
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Aaah, it’s always about money.

112
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Kebab is good?

113
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Kebab is great.

114
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We go all the way, super-standard, and then this happens...

115
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So, nice to meet you. I’m going home now. Bye!

116
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Ok, then. Have a nice one, cheers!

117
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How do I get out?

118
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This way.

119
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Right, OK. Bye.

120
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Bye! When will this be on the telly?

121
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I don’t know.

122
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OK, edit it well.

123
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Bye, super-hero! Good luck with your fight against crime.

124
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Thanks, bye.

125
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Wait, I’ll close it.