{295}{420}A long time ago, when the Evil|has been ravaging the Land, {445}{545}a group of equilibrated monks|managed to trap the Evil {555}{620}into the Amulet.| {635}{720}They divided it into three parts:|Chi, Gui, Mi. {745}{820}The pieces were given to three|guardians to keep them apart. {845}{900}Guardians parted to all three|corners of the Earth {915}{955}with a single mission:| {970}{1045}the Amulet is never to be|put together again {1070}{1145}and the Evil shall never|reign over the sky. {1820}{1895}A strike into the void|is not always empty! {2070}{2165}Uncle Ming, how does the|amulet look like? {2225}{2320}Evil is of three|by one... {2345}{2385}How does this Evil look like?| {2415}{2460}Listen if you talk want!| {2470}{2610}Evil is a malicious pain.|Evil has three eyes! {2620}{2710}Always feel which one is|looking at you, you must. {2720}{2820}Feel one, wonder about two,|beware of... three! {3095}{3170}If the time passes by you,|you are dead! {3220}{3370}Today I feel different...|The force is pinching me! {3395}{3445}What's wrong, uncle?| {3460}{3515}If you are blind,|open your eyes! {3520}{3585}You are what you have been.|You will be what you are. {3595}{3635}Every water has three banks...| {3645}{3720}And remember: there's a slime|under each one. {3770}{3895}I wonder, you wonder...|beware of the three eyes! {3935}{3995}Uncle, let's run away!| {4010}{4065}You'd run as a river?|Where to? {4070}{4095}I don't know...| {4110}{4170}If you don't know where|go somewhere else. {4195}{4240}If you don't know anywhere|else, stay! {4245}{4265}Yes...| {4270}{4320}If a river stands still|it's a lake. {4330}{4395}And the river gives|fish to the lake. {4405}{4445}We're going to eat.|Go, fetch a fish! {4795}{4870}There's only two|of you, I know! {4945}{5020}Whew!|Fusty! {5065}{5090}I go outside sometimes...| {5095}{5115}Turn around a bit!| {5120}{5160}If you are blind,|open your eyes! {5170}{5260}Heh, you thought you're alone|although you said there's two of us! {5270}{5318}Yes, and it would be nice|if you looked us into the eyes {5320}{5365}if we came to you,|don't you think? {5370}{5420}Come closer,|let us take a look at you! {5445}{5505}Hehehehe, well,...|you are fucked now. {5520}{5595}You were born in her but she|didn't give birth to you! {5620}{5645}Take this!| {5970}{5995}Ming?| {6010}{6070}You haven't heard about|two phases, shitheads? {6080}{6160}Look! I'd rather not shoot you,|but we have to calm you down! {6170}{6240}Nope!|It's Chi-time! {6370}{6420}Ming!| {6870}{6895}Uncle Ming!| {6945}{7020}-Did you fetch a fish?|-Yes, I did, yes. {7030}{7085}-Oh, have you paid for it?|-Yes. {7095}{7140}Ahm, waist of money.|Wait, listen! {7145}{7180}Listen!|Make sushi! {7195}{7245}Yes. I understand.|Shall I make it now? {7260}{7310}-No! Ehm... Lee!|Yes? {7320}{7345}The Chi-time has come...| {7370}{7415}I have been keeping the eye|for a long time now. {7420}{7470}I'll be keeping it for|fifty more moons. {7480}{7595}Go, Neukki-Lee to the meadows|and return after fifty moons... {7645}{7695}...Ukki-Lee.| {7705}{7765}Hey, uncle!|Hello?! {7770}{7805}Hasta la vista,|shithead! {14095}{14145}Does anyone have a light?| {14170}{14220}Nah... No, look,|we have a bigger problem. {14245}{14320}Why did... Why do we|have to drive in this car, {14345}{14395}because... |I don't know... {14395}{14445}We have a situation here.| {14500}{14560}Maybe it would be wise if you|kept your mouth shut for a while, eh? {14570}{14615}You better tell me why|El Nadir summoned me for. {14620}{14635}Well...| {14645}{14670}You, with glasses!| {14685}{14740}Ok, look, the situation is|we have... {14745}{14760}we h-...,| {14770}{14785}well, duh...| {14795}{14870}he comes into town making troubles|and we don't know what to do. {14875}{14970}Yes, hehe he he, I don't have|a clue what's going on... {15000}{15060}Leave him to me, fellows.| {15070}{15095}-Ok, at least something went right...|-Yes, hehe! {17020}{17045}Scheisse, verdammt!| {17195}{17242}-Hey, hallo, Aka!|-A? A? Hallo? {17245}{17295}-Aka, the young one has dropped in!|-Where? {17295}{17365}Well, here. He's walking|towards your area. {17445}{17495}Hello?|Who is it? {17500}{17565}Eh? Oh, yes. Yes. Well, yes.|Where to? {17570}{17620}I'll be there in a sec.|Zp. Hm. {17820}{17870}-Hey, hello, kamerad!|-Yo, man. {18170}{18195}Know what, Mikka?| {18200}{18240}Yes. What?| {18245}{18285}There's something going on.| {18290}{18310}-The young one?|-Yep, the young one. {18315}{18365}-Not him!|-Lee, yes! {18395}{18440}There's something to be|done about him. {18445}{18515}Eh, we'll take care about that.|Kein problem. {18520}{18565}Yes, we will, but how?|I don't know. {18570}{18590}Ah, we'll manage.| {18595}{18640}Look at theese chicks.|They look damn good! {18645}{18745}Yes, chicks, I see.|But we'll have to do something. {18795}{18885}You know, I don't know how, but we'll|have to do something about him. {18890}{18915}Well, yes.|Calm down, man. {18920}{19000}Yes, but he can't just walk around|here in our town all by himself! {19020}{19065}I think we'll have to do something|and that's that. {19070}{19145}We'll have to do something.|We'll have to act... {27670}{27720}Roarr!| {27720}{27745}Roarr!| {31795}{31820}Asa!| {31970}{32070}Die, shithead!| {32195}{32245}Aaaaargh!| {32340}{32390}Amulets, my amulets!| {32520}{32595}Amulets, my amulets!| {32620}{32695}Come together!| {32745}{32845}Come together!| {32895}{32970}Aaargh! What's going on?| {32995}{33045}I'm doomed!| {33120}{33240}I'm gonna tell the prophecy|at the solemn dinner. {33420}{33590}I'll lay an egg and that egg|shall tell the prophecy in Hebrew. {34210}{34260}You've done a good job, hamster!| {34340}{34395}You know, ground-hog,|I'm your daughter!