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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner

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Armand Goldman, The Birdcage  Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am. 
Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  You want to be a part of my life, I'm not editing out the parts you don't like. 
Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never been young and beautiful. 
Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  A ugly person who goes after a pretty person gets nothing but trouble. But a pretty person who goes after a ugly person gets at least cab fare. 
Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  A thing of beauty is a joy 'till sunrise. 
Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  At 13 I knew everything. Senility set in sometime after that. 
Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  If you have an I.Q. above 30, then there is no God. 
Arthur Pape, Love! Valour! Compassion!  I see you've had an accident. Back in Catholic Boys' School we used to call them "Nocturnal Emissions." It always made me think of Chopin; Nocturnal Emissions in G Minor. 
Arthur Rimbaud, Total Eclipse  I have no intention of taking a job. My work is going far too well -- I can't afford to waste time earning money. 
Be a Man Tape & Howard Brackett, In & Out  Tape: Now repeat after me: "Yo."
Howard: Yo!
Tape: Hot damn.
Howard: Hot damn!
Tape: What a fabulous window treatment.
Howard: What a fabulous...
Tape: That was a trick.
Becky Rodenbeck  Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart. 
Belgian Proverb  Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you. 
Bernadette Bassenger & Frank, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Frank: Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on.
[Bernadette knees Frank in the groin]
Bernadette: There, now you're fucked!
Bernadette Bassenger & Mitzi, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Bernadette: Gather 'round girls. I'll show you a trick. First, you drink the Gin and replace it with water and put it back on the fridge.
Mitzi: Oh! Clever girl! And the scotch?
Bernadette: Aha! That's where the complimentary tea bags come in handy.
Bernadette Bassenger & Tick, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Bernadette: No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  One more push and I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Being a man one day and a woman the next is not an easy thing. 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  These days, gentlemen are an endangered species. 
Bertha Venation, Torch Song Trilogy  In order to be a real dame you've got to kneel before a queen! 
Big Gay Al, South Park  I'm super, thanks for asking. 
Big Gay Al, South Park  Me...kicked...out of Scouts? 
Bill & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace  Bill: Jack! You're hitting on me!
Jack: I'm shocked. And appalled. But are you interested?
Blake Clark  Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. 
Bob Marley  Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. 

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