Avtor |
Citat |
Walter Lippmann (1889 - 1974) |
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much. |
Whoopi Goldberg |
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. |
Will Truman & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
Will: Well, good for you, Jack. What's the video about? Jack: It's a hard hitting look at sexual harassment in the workplace. Will: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! I'm sorry, Jack. Sexual harassment? Starring the guy that asked his coworker at Starbucks if he had 2 nipples for a dime? |
Will Truman & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
Will: What, is the whole city gay? Jack: Not yet, but if all goes according to plan, come tomorrow morning. |
Will Truman & Karen Walker, Will & Grace |
Karen: Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car. Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that. |
Will Truman, Will & Grace |
C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British! |
Will Truman, Will & Grace |
Good-bye Notorious F.A.G. |
Will Truman, Will & Grace |
That's why I should never meet a legend. It's always disappointing, like the time I met Big Bird at the Ice Capades. Not so big. |
Will Truman, Will & Grace |
[On seeing Jack in an orange jump suit and carrying a garbage bag] And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubby! |
Will Truman, Will & Grace |
[Playing poker] Don't you know that a Queen always beats a Straight? |
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) |
Some men never seem to grow old. Always active in thought, always ready to adopt new ideas, they are never chargeable with foggyism. Satisfied, yet ever dissatisfied, settled, yet ever unsettled, they always enjoy the best of what is, are the first to find the best of what will be. |
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) |
There is a history in all men's lives. |
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Othello |
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! |
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Twelfth Night |
Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them. |
Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924) |
All big men are dreamers. |
Woody Allen |
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. |
Woody Allen |
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. |
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