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Emily Montgomery, In & Out  I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED! 
Emily Montgomery, In & Out  Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone? 
English Proverb  Use soft words and hard arguments. 
English Proverb  Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. 
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh, South Park  Cartman: Eh. I hate those things.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!"
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin' things!
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up after a rainstorm.
Cartman: Oh. RainBOWS. Yeah, I like those. Those are cool.
Stan: What were you talking about?
Cartman: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.
Kyle: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg---
Cartman: Nothing.
Kyle: ---and starts biting the inside of your ass?
Cartman: Nothing!
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh, South Park  Kyle: Wow, that's a lot of seamen Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is; the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it! He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh, South Park  Stan: You're my super best friend, Kyle!
Kyle: You're my super best friend, Stan!
Cartman: Oh, that's so sweet you guys. You two want to get a room so you can make out for a while?
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh, South Park  Cartman: Gentleman, thank you for coming. This is the beginning of a great time in our lives. God has finally spoken to me guys, and he has told me how I can make Ten million dollars.
Stan: How?
Cartman: Boy band.
Kyle: Boy band?
Cartman: Boy Band.
Stan: I'm not being in any faggy boy band.
Cartman: There's nothing faggy about ten million dollars asshole!
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh, South Park  Cartman: I dreamed I was standing out in a field, and there was this huge satellite dish stickin' out of my butt. And there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
Stan Marsh: That wasn't a dream, Cartman. That really happened!
Eric Cartman: Oh, right. Why don't I have pinkeye, then?
Kyle Broflovski: Cartman, you do have pinkeye!
Eric Cartman: Oh, son of a b----!
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski, South Park  Cartman: I bet I'm going to get more candy than you.
Kyle: No you're not.
Eric Cartman: Yes I am because I'm the Candy Master!
Kyle: No, you're the Ass Master. There's a difference.
Eric Cartman & Kyle Broflovski, South Park  Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Eric Cartman & Mrs. Cartman, South Park  Cartman: Mooom, Kitty's being a dildo!
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a certain kitty-kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight!
Eric Cartman, South Park  How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass? 
Eric Cartman, South Park  The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye! 
Eric Cartman, South Park  You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants! 
Eric Cartman, South Park  I love you guys... eh, screw you guys. 
Eric Cartman, South Park  Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog! 
Eric Cartman, South Park  Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake! 
Eric Cartman, South Park  I got my period! 
Eric Cartman, South Park  Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian! 
Eric Cartman, South Park  Respect my authoritah! 
Ernest Hello  There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak to each other; for when they spoke they would discover that their souls had only separated by phantoms and delusions. 
Father Greg Pilkington, Priest  They used to ask us a question when we were in seminary: a man comes up to you in confession and tells you that he's poisoned the altar wine. Do you go out and say Mass? I had no problem with it; I'd go out and drink the wine. I suppose there's a little of the martyr in all of us. 
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  [singing]
A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hooray!
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  So anyway, back to me. 

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