| Avtor |
Citat |
| Darius, Jeffrey |
Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember: Hey! It's still our party. |
| Dawson Leery, Dawson's Creek |
[singing] The girl that I cared for left me and ran away, / straight into the arms of a guy who turned out to be gay. I got the blues! Yeah! |
| Dawson Leery, Dawson's Creek |
Like all great romantics, Shakespeare realized love was a lot more likely to end with a bunch of dead Danish people than with a kiss. |
| Dawson Leery, Dawson's Creek |
And the rest is pornographic history. |
| Dickie Greenleaf & Tom Ripley, The Talented Mr. Ripley |
Dickie: Everybody has got to have a talent, what's yours?
Tom: Telling lies, forging signatures and impersonating almost anybody. |
| Diogenes the Cynic |
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. |
| Dr. Alex Comfort |
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. |
| Dr. Don Francis, And the Band Played on |
(on AIDS) This may be the first epidemic in history of which no one officially died. |
| Dr. Katz & Mr. Garrison, South Park |
Katz: Um... are you gay?
Garrison: WHAT?!
Katz: It's just a question.
Garrison: ARE YOU PROPOSITIONING ME?
Katz: No.
Garrison: WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT I AM ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT NOT GAY!
Katz: Well, I believe you. I absolutely believe you.
Garrison: Mr. Hat, on the other hand...
Katz: Mr. Hat was gay?
Garrison: Sometimes he fantasizes about things of sexual natures.
Katz: I see.
Garrison: Sometimes Mr. Hat liked to pretend he was in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of Thousand Island Dressing.
Katz: That I did not need to know!
Garrison: Well, I'm just saying.
Katz: Mr. Garrison, I think Mr. Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out. You see, it is YOU who is gay. But, you're in denial, so you act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet.
Katz: What do you think about that? |
| Dr. Kimberly Shaw Mancini & Matt Fielding, Melrose Place |
Kimberly: Broken ribs, hmmm, I'm surprised. I told those guys to break you arm.
Matt: Don't try to take credit for this. You had nothing to do with this. It was a hate crime.
Kimberly: You bet your butt it was. I hate you. |
| Dr. Michael Mancini & Sydney Andrews Mancini Field, Melrose Place |
Michael: Hey Syd, how you doing?
Sydney: I'm fine, you're screwed. |
| Dr. Michael Mancini, Melrose Place |
It's this building... it makes people nuts! It must be something in the water, something to do with the pool. Come to think of it, I was normal when I moved in! |
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