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| Jack McFarland & Grace Elizabeth Adler, Will & Grace |
Jack: I fooled around with Josh.
Grace: What!?
Jack: Remember when I told you that there was something about Josh that I couldn't put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it. |
| Jack McFarland & Grace Elizabeth Adler, Will & Grace |
Jack: We'll rent a movie. You're into gay porn, right?
Grace: Who isn't? |
| Jack McFarland & Will Truman & Grace Elizabeth Adler, Will & Grace |
Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew. |
| Jack McFarland & Will Truman, Will & Grace |
Jack: Jack who?
Will: Jack you!
Jack: Jack me?
Will: No thanks! |
| Jack McFarland & Will Truman, Will & Grace |
Jack: This makes me feel like a man.
Will: Yeah.
Jack: No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done. |
| Jack McFarland & Will Truman, Will & Grace |
[Watching the first gay kiss on network TV]
Jack: This is bigger than the moon landing.
Will: One giant leap for man-on-man kind. |
| Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass. |
| Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
Welcome to Cynical Island, population: You. |
| Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
I can't believe I'm 30. Do you know how much that is in gay years? |
| Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
I bitch-slapped the law, and the law won! |
| Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
[Describing his ideal man.]
I don't care if he's rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he's rich and thin! |
| Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
I want:
1) Five hundred thousand dollars all in fifties.
2) A Shetland pony died pony blue to match my eyes.
3) Powder Blue Eyes. |
| Jack McPhee, Dawson's Creek |
I don't blame myself for kissing you. I blame you for kissing me back. |
| James Whale, Gods and Monsters |
My life is a game of strip poker. Want to play? |
| Jane Burnham, American Beauty |
Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect! |
| Japanese Proverb |
Don't stay long when the husband is not at home. |
| Japanese Proverb |
If you believe everything you read, better not read. |
| Jeffrey & Sterling, Jeffrey |
Jeffrey: But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats."
Sterling: Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person. |
| Jeffrey, Jeffrey |
I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex! |
| Jennifer 'Jen' Lindley, Dawson's Creek |
We can't all be like you, having your little ecstasy gang bangs on the floor of the boys' locker room. |
| Jerome "Chef" McElroy, South Park |
[singing] Say everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty and brown./If you ever need a quick pick-me-up./Just put my balls in your mouth./Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Stick 'em in your mouth)/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em. |
| Jerome "Chef" McElroy, South Park |
You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. |
| Jewish Proverb |
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. |
| Jim Olmeyer & Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Jim: Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
Lester: I want to look good naked! |
| Jim Williams, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil |
I gave him what he needed, and he gave me what I needed. |
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