| Avtor |
Citat |
| Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772 - 1834) |
Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, forms our true honor. |
| Sandra Gangel, Beautiful Thing |
There is, actually, Ste. There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes. |
| Satan & Saddam Hussein, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli? |
| Satan & Saddam Hussein, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
[In bed together]
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam: I love you. |
| Scott Favor & Mike Waters, My Own Private Idaho |
Scott: It's when you start doing things for free, that you start to grow wings. Isn't that right, Mike.
Mike: What?
Scott: Wings, Michael. You grow wings, and become a fairy. |
| Scott Favor, My Own Private Idaho |
Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather. |
| Scott Favor, My Own Private Idaho |
When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day! |
| Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939) |
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. |
| Slovenian Proverb |
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. |
| Sophocles (496 BC - 406 BC) |
Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away. |
| Spanish Proverb |
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. |
| Stacey & Carter Heywood, Spin City |
Stacey: Carter, act like my boyfriend.
Carter: Sorry, I don't have time to buy a Camero and alienate your parents. |
| Stan Marsh & Eric Cartman, South Park |
Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Ellway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet. |
| Sterling, Jeffrey |
[putting on a red shawl]
Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero? |
| Steven Carter, Get Real |
It's only love. What's everyone so scared of? |
| Stuart & Alex, Threesome |
Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition? |
| Stuart Bondek, Spin City |
This is New York. You can't swing a mesh tank top without hitting a gay guy. |
| Stuart Bondek, Spin City |
Oh take it outta hyper-gay! |
| Stuart, Threesome |
Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. |
| Stuart, Threesome |
I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina. |
| Sydney Andrews Mancini Field, Melrose Place |
Adios, you fruitcakes! |
| Tasleem Ahmed |
It has been proven that the pig is the only homosexual animal. As this perversion is most prevalent in pork-eating nations, it is obvious that it gets into your genes through the meat. |
| Taxi Driver & Giles De'Ath, Love and Death on Long Island |
Driver: The sign says "no smoking."
Giles: No, the sign says "thank you for not smoking." As I am smoking, I don't expect to be thanked. |
| Terence (185 BC - 159 BC) |
So many men so many questions. |
| Terrance & Philip, South Park |
Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not? |
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