| Avtor |
Citat |
| Pacey Witter & Dawson Leery, Dawson's Creek |
Pacey: Gotta hand it to you Dawson, you make me look good.
Dawson: Yeah? How?
Pacey: You suck worse than I do. |
| Paul Lassiter, Spin City |
You know, I suck up to you until I'm out of suck and I'm out of up, and what do you do? You come in, you take my office! Why don't you say we switch roles for a minute, okay? How bout you kiss *my* ass for a while? |
| Perry Sellars & Arthur Pape, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
Perry: One thing you are NOT is a big queen.
Arthur: You're right, I'm butch; I can catch a ball, I genuinely like both my parents, and I hate opera. I don't know why I bother being gay. |
| Perry Sellars, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
[Driving into the weekend]
Cunt! Cunt! Fuck you in your ultimate driving machine! |
| Peter Malloy & Howard Brackett, In & Out |
Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie? |
| Peter Malloy, In & Out |
A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned. |
| Peter Smith-Kingsley & Tom Ripley, The Talented Mr. Ripley |
Peter: [translating] He wants to know if you're a homosexual.
Tom: No!
Peter: [translating] No. |
| Phillip, South Park |
Oh, the humanity! |
| Phyllis McGinley |
Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with one man. |
| Pip Pirrup & Eric Cartman, South Park |
Pip: Eric, I didn't get an invitation!
Eric Cartman: Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation..Pip's invitation...Oh, I remember! I shoved it up my ass! That's right! I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and
[bloop]
Cartman: shoved it right up my ass! |
| Plato (427 BC - 347 BC) |
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. |
| Plato (427 BC - 347 BC) |
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. |
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