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Citat |
| Kenneth Halliwell, Prick Up Your Ears |
The whole point about irrational behavior is that it IS irrational! |
| Kenneth Halliwell, Prick Up Your Ears |
I can't remember when you last touched my cock. Well, I can actually. It was about two years ago. Only I can't remember the actual date. Pity. I could have put it in my diary. "The last time Joe touched my cock. Grouse shooting begins." |
| Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930) |
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. |
| Kyle Broflovski, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers! |
| Lasker-Jones, Maurice |
England has always been disinclined to accept human nature. |
| Leo Rosten |
Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller. |
| Leonie Orton & Peggy Ramsay, Prick Up Your Ears |
Leonie: I think I'm putting in more of Joe than I am of Kenneth.
Peggy: Its a gesture dear not a recipe. |
| Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts. |
| Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. |
| Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. |
| Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. |
| Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster! |
| Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here. |
| Librarian & Andrew Beckett, Philadelphia |
Librarian: Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room?
[Andrew looks up and sees people in the library staring at him]
Andrew: No. Would it make you more comfortable? |
| Linda Thompson |
You don't know what a man is until you have to please one. |
| Lloyd Jones |
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed. |
| Lord Bertrand Russell |
Hatred of enemies is easier and more intense than love of friends. But from men who are more anxious to injure opponents than to benefit the world at large no great good is to be expected. |
| Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973) |
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. |
| Lynn Lavner |
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. |
| Lytton Strachey, Carrington |
I find these young people refreshing. They have no morals and never speak. |
| Lytton Strachey, Carrington |
I don't know what the world has come into: women in love with buggers and buggers in love with womanizers... |
| Ma, Torch Song Trilogy |
You want meaningful conversation? Do what I do, talk to yourself. It's the only way. |
| Madonna |
Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. |
| Mandy Nichols, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil |
If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure. |
| Marion, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Stop wearing out that mirror! |
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