Avtor |
Citat |
Ma, Torch Song Trilogy |
You want meaningful conversation? Do what I do, talk to yourself. It's the only way. |
Madonna |
Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. |
Mandy Nichols, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil |
If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure. |
Marion, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Stop wearing out that mirror! |
Marlon Brando |
Like many other men, I too have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. |
Mart Crowley, Boys in the Band |
One thing can be said for masturbation. You don't have to look your best. |
Martin Luther King |
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.' |
Matt Fielding & Dr. Michael Mancini, Melrose Place |
Matt: How can you stay with a woman who tried to kill you? Michael: Do I judge your lifestyle, Matt? |
Mike Flaherty, Spin City |
My grandmother thought that a homosexual was a person who slept with one person their whole life. We were gonna let it slide but she kept telling the mailman she was a homosexual. |
Mike Waters, My Own Private Idaho |
I love you, and you don't pay me. |
Mike Waters, My Own Private Idaho |
I'm a connoisseur of roads. I've been tasting roads my whole life. This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world. |
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar |
If I were bread, would you be my butter? |
Monty Tipton, It's My Party |
You're not too bright. I like that in a man. |
Mr. Garrison & Eric Cartman, South Park |
Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? |
Mr. Garrison, South Park |
Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand? |
Mr. Garrison, South Park |
Well spank my ass and call me "Charlie"! |
Mr. Garrison, South Park |
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay. |
Mr. Garrison, South Park |
Well, well, well. Guess we learned something new about you Jimbo, ya frickin' fag. You wanna go and make out or something? |
Mr. Garrison, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. |
Mrs. McFarland, Will & Grace |
Well, you always were very fond of the nursery rhyme, 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub!' |
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