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Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather.
Scott Favor, My Own Private Idaho

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Tasleem Ahmed  It has been proven that the pig is the only homosexual animal. As this perversion is most prevalent in pork-eating nations, it is obvious that it gets into your genes through the meat. 
Taxi Driver & Giles De'Ath, Love and Death on Long Island  Driver: The sign says "no smoking."
Giles: No, the sign says "thank you for not smoking." As I am smoking, I don't expect to be thanked.
Terence (185 BC - 159 BC)  So many men so many questions. 
Terrance & Philip, South Park  Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut  This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture. 
Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut  Terrance: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
Phillip: I did, Terrance. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!
Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut  Terrance: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!
The Lady Chablis, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil  Are you the flower man? 
The Woman & Jeffrey, Jeffrey  Woman: I can walk!
Jeffrey: You could always walk.
Woman: Shut up.
Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661)  Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it may make the hearer's stomach rise. 
Thomas Paine (1737 - 1809)  Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad. 
Tom Ripley & Freddie Miles, The Talented Mr. Ripley  Tom: What are you trying to say?
Freddie Miles: I think I'm saying it.
Tony Zamara & Nick Stark, It's My Party  Tony: You do it again, I'm gonna get out the whip.
Nick: Promises, promises!

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