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Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Oh, for goodness sake get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all the attention? No chance, come on girls. Let's go shopping. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
You know why this microphone has such a long cord? So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your ass. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara? |
Football Commentator, South Park |
Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant! |
Francis Maitland Balfour |
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity. |
Francis Quarles (1592 - 1644) |
Read not books alone, but men, and amongst them chiefly thyself. |
Garry Shandling |
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. |
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) |
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. |
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) |
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. |
George Herbert (1593 - 1633) |
There would be no great men if there were no little ones. |
George Orwell (1903 - 1950), Animal Farm |
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. |
Giles De'Ath, Love and Death on Long Island |
It is difficult to know where to begin since, unlike you, I already know the ending. |
Grace Elizabeth Adler & Karen Walker, Will & Grace |
Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay. Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless? |
Grace Elizabeth Adler & Will Truman, Will & Grace |
Grace: I'm sorry, I don't sleep with gay men. Will: Oh, see, that's the problem. I do. |
Grace Elizabeth Adler, Will & Grace |
That's not a complement! A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'! |
Gregory & Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average. Cartman: You're a fucking faggot, dude. |
H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow |
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. |
H. L. Mencken |
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. |
Harry Mitchell, The Sum of Us |
I'm tired of living in sin with my own right hand. |
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950) |
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. |
Henry Ford (1863 - 1947) |
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done. |
Henry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887) |
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door. |
Herbert Agar |
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. |
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