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| Be a Man Tape & Howard Brackett, In & Out |
Tape: Now repeat after me: "Yo."
Howard: Yo!
Tape: Hot damn.
Howard: Hot damn!
Tape: What a fabulous window treatment.
Howard: What a fabulous...
Tape: That was a trick. |
| Becky Rodenbeck |
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart. |
| Belgian Proverb |
Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you. |
| Bernadette Bassenger & Frank, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Frank: Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on.
[Bernadette knees Frank in the groin]
Bernadette: There, now you're fucked! |
| Bernadette Bassenger & Mitzi, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Bernadette: Gather 'round girls. I'll show you a trick. First, you drink the Gin and replace it with water and put it back on the fridge.
Mitzi: Oh! Clever girl! And the scotch?
Bernadette: Aha! That's where the complimentary tea bags come in handy. |
| Bernadette Bassenger & Tick, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Bernadette: No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it? |
| Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. |
| Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
One more push and I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! |
| Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Being a man one day and a woman the next is not an easy thing. |
| Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
These days, gentlemen are an endangered species. |
| Bertha Venation, Torch Song Trilogy |
In order to be a real dame you've got to kneel before a queen! |
| Big Gay Al, South Park |
I'm super, thanks for asking. |
| Big Gay Al, South Park |
Me...kicked...out of Scouts? |
| Bill & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace |
Bill: Jack! You're hitting on me!
Jack: I'm shocked. And appalled. But are you interested? |
| Blake Clark |
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. |
| Bob Marley |
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. |
| Bobby Brahms & Arthur Pape, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
Bobby: So, is he attractive?
Arthur: I'm not supposed to notice these things, but I believe the word is "hot." |
| Boy Car Thief & Father Greg Pilkington, Priest |
Father: And how would you feel if someone robbed your car?
Boy: I haven't got one.
Father: Well, suppose you did.
Boy: I'd get a weed-on.
Father: Exactly. I'd get a.... weed-on too.
Boy: You haven't got a car.
Father: Well, what about Father Matthew?
Boy: No one would wanna rob his car, would they?
Father: Because he's a priest?
Boy: Because it's crap! |
| Brad Dupree & Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Brad: Got a minute?
Lester: For you, Brad, I've got five! |
| Brad Dupree & Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Brad: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?
Lester: Brad, I've been a whore for the telemarketing industry for 15 years. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing. |
| Brad Dupree, American Beauty |
[reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. |
| Brenda Chenowith, Six Feet Under |
The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid living today. |
| Britt Ekland |
I don't sleep with happily married men. |
| Bruce Barton |
Conceit is God's gift to little men. |
| Bruce Burton |
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, busineswise? |
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