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Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut  This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture. 
Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut  Terrance: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
Phillip: I did, Terrance. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!
 
Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut  Terrance: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!
 
The Lady Chablis, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil  Are you the flower man? 
The Woman & Jeffrey, Jeffrey  Woman: I can walk!
Jeffrey: You could always walk.
Woman: Shut up.
 
Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661)  Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it may make the hearer's stomach rise. 
Thomas Paine (1737 - 1809)  Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad. 
Tom Ripley & Freddie Miles, The Talented Mr. Ripley  Tom: What are you trying to say?
Freddie Miles: I think I'm saying it.
 
Tony Zamara & Nick Stark, It's My Party  Tony: You do it again, I'm gonna get out the whip.
Nick: Promises, promises!
 
Valerie Perrine  Most of my male friends are gay, and that seems perfectly natural to me. I mean, who wouldn'tl like cock? 
Vida Boheme, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar  You know, pumpkins, sometimes it just takes a fairy. 
Vida Boheme, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar  What in gay hell? 
Virgil (70 BC - 19 BC)  O tyrant love, to what do you not drive the hearts of men. 
Walter Lippmann (1889 - 1974)  Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much. 
Whoopi Goldberg  Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. 
Will Truman & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace  Will: Well, good for you, Jack. What's the video about?
Jack: It's a hard hitting look at sexual harassment in the workplace.
Will: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! I'm sorry, Jack. Sexual harassment? Starring the guy that asked his coworker at Starbucks if he had 2 nipples for a dime?
 
Will Truman & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace  Will: What, is the whole city gay?
Jack: Not yet, but if all goes according to plan, come tomorrow morning.
 
Will Truman & Karen Walker, Will & Grace  Karen: Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.
Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.
 
Will Truman, Will & Grace  C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British! 
Will Truman, Will & Grace  Good-bye Notorious F.A.G. 
Will Truman, Will & Grace  That's why I should never meet a legend. It's always disappointing, like the time I met Big Bird at the Ice Capades. Not so big. 
Will Truman, Will & Grace  [On seeing Jack in an orange jump suit and carrying a garbage bag]
And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubby!
 
Will Truman, Will & Grace  [Playing poker]
Don't you know that a Queen always beats a Straight?
 
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)  Some men never seem to grow old. Always active in thought, always ready to adopt new ideas, they are never chargeable with foggyism. Satisfied, yet ever dissatisfied, settled, yet ever unsettled, they always enjoy the best of what is, are the first to find the best of what will be. 
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)  There is a history in all men's lives. 


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