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Men are like fine wine, you shouldn't take them out until they've matured. |
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Men are like fingernails, they look better when they're buffed. |
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Men are like foreign films, you don't understand them half the time, but at least there is nudity involved. |
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Men are like nightlights, too dim, too small, but somehow comforting. |
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Men are like tires, the more pumped they are, the better they perform. |
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Men are like tissue,soft and disposable. |
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Men are like toilets, they are either taken or full of shit. |
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Men are like wheelbarrows, when they get too heavy, it's time to dump them. |
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Never underestimate the power of gay men in small groups. |
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The best pick-up line: I'm here with my boyfriend, but I don't really like him! |
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There are only two kinds of men - those who already have, and those who still dearly want to... |
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A hard cock is like a finely tuned motor. If you don't want to lose it, don't fuck with it. |
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A Hard Man Is Good To Find! |
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Eating cock is like eating cracker jack, the more, the more you eat, the more you want. |
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For my birthday I got a sweater. What I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer! |
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Lifeguards come when.....you go down. |
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Men are like beer bottles,they're usually empty from the neck up. |
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Men are like calendars, good for a few dates, but you'll want a new one for next year. |
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Men are like clowns, a few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy. |
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Men are like coupons, the more they take off, the more you like them. |
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Men are like diamonds, you like them big, cut and wrapped around your finger. |
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FCK. The only thing missing is you. |
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There are some things only another man knows how to do well. |
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Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be. |
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease. |
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