| Avtor |
Citat |
| Bobby Brahms & Arthur Pape, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
Bobby: So, is he attractive?
Arthur: I'm not supposed to notice these things, but I believe the word is "hot." |
| Boy Car Thief & Father Greg Pilkington, Priest |
Father: And how would you feel if someone robbed your car?
Boy: I haven't got one.
Father: Well, suppose you did.
Boy: I'd get a weed-on.
Father: Exactly. I'd get a.... weed-on too.
Boy: You haven't got a car.
Father: Well, what about Father Matthew?
Boy: No one would wanna rob his car, would they?
Father: Because he's a priest?
Boy: Because it's crap! |
| Brad Dupree & Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Brad: Got a minute?
Lester: For you, Brad, I've got five! |
| Brad Dupree & Lester Burnham, American Beauty |
Brad: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?
Lester: Brad, I've been a whore for the telemarketing industry for 15 years. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing. |
| Brad Dupree, American Beauty |
[reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. |
| Brenda Chenowith, Six Feet Under |
The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid living today. |
| Britt Ekland |
I don't sleep with happily married men. |
| Bruce Barton |
Conceit is God's gift to little men. |
| Bruce Burton |
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, busineswise? |
| Buddy Kane, American Beauty |
In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times. |
| Buzz Hauser, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
I don't date dancers. It's very simple, I've made it a rule: Dancers don't want to date me, so... fuck 'em! |
| Buzz Hauser, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
Just once I'd like to see a "West Side Story" where everybody gets it; the Jets and the Sharks, and Officer Krupke; or a "Sound of Music" where the entire Von Trapp family dies in a horrible alpine avalanche; or "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" where nothing happens, and it's not funny. |
| Buzz Hauser, Love! Valour! Compassion! |
I am sick to death of straight people. Tell the truth, aren't you? There's just too goddamn many of them. I was in a bank the other day; they were everywhere -- writing checks, making deposits. Two of them were applying for a mortgage. It's disgusting! They're taking over. No one wants to talk about it, but it's true. |
| Caesar Augustus (63 BC - 14 AD) |
Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young. |
| Carol Ann, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar |
I do not think of you as a man and I do not think of you as a woman.
[pause]
I think of you as an angel. |
| Carolyn Burnham, American Beauty |
I refuse to be a victim! |
| Carter Heywood, Spin City |
Your heterosexual powers have no effect on me. |
| Charles M. Schwab |
In my wide association in life, meeting with many and great men in various parts of the world, I have yet to find the man, however great or exalted his station, who did not do better work and put forth greater effort under a spirit of approval than he would ever do under a spirit of criticism. |
| Cher |
You guys kept me in beads for 30 years. |
| Children, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
Fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no! |
| Chinese Proverb |
If you bow at all, bow low. |
| Chinese Saying |
Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men's clothes. |
| Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957) |
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. |
| Cindy Gardner |
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. |
| Clayton Boone & James Whale, Gods and Monsters |
Clayton: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
James: Why not?
Clayton: You have to kiss some ass to get a piece of it. |
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