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Father Greg Pilkington, Priest |
They used to ask us a question when we were in seminary: a man comes up to you in confession and tells you that he's poisoned the altar wine. Do you go out and say Mass? I had no problem with it; I'd go out and drink the wine. I suppose there's a little of the martyr in all of us. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
[singing] A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hooray! |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
So anyway, back to me. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Oh, for goodness sake get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all the attention? No chance, come on girls. Let's go shopping. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
You know why this microphone has such a long cord? So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your ass. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels. |
Felicia Jollygoodfellow, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert |
Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara? |
Football Commentator, South Park |
Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant! |
Francis Maitland Balfour |
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity. |
Francis Quarles (1592 - 1644) |
Read not books alone, but men, and amongst them chiefly thyself. |
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