| Avtor |
Citat |
| Tasleem Ahmed |
It has been proven that the pig is the only homosexual animal. As this perversion is most prevalent in pork-eating nations, it is obvious that it gets into your genes through the meat. |
| Taxi Driver & Giles De'Ath, Love and Death on Long Island |
Driver: The sign says "no smoking."
Giles: No, the sign says "thank you for not smoking." As I am smoking, I don't expect to be thanked. |
| Terence (185 BC - 159 BC) |
So many men so many questions. |
| Terrance & Philip, South Park |
Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not? |
| Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture. |
| Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
Terrance: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
Phillip: I did, Terrance. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face! |
| Terrance & Phillip, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
Terrance: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah! |
| The Lady Chablis, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil |
Are you the flower man? |
| The Woman & Jeffrey, Jeffrey |
Woman: I can walk!
Jeffrey: You could always walk.
Woman: Shut up. |
| Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661) |
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it may make the hearer's stomach rise. |
| Thomas Paine (1737 - 1809) |
Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad. |
| Tom Ripley & Freddie Miles, The Talented Mr. Ripley |
Tom: What are you trying to say?
Freddie Miles: I think I'm saying it. |
| Tony Zamara & Nick Stark, It's My Party |
Tony: You do it again, I'm gonna get out the whip.
Nick: Promises, promises! |
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