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Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

Satan & Saddam Hussein, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

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  Closets are for clothes only. 
  Gays are gay by the will of God. God does not produce faulty parts. God is not Fiat. 
  Moški je kot snežna nevihta - ne veš kdaj pride, koliko cm prinese in kako dolgo traja. 
Alan & Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy  Alan: Why are all the mirrors covered?
Arnold: So we don't see the pain in our faces.
Alan: Why is everyone sitting on boxes?
Arnold: To make sure there's pain in our faces.
Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)  If, after all, men cannot always make history have meaning, they can always act so that their own lives have one. 
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)  Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. 
Albert Goldman, The Birdcage  You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military! 
Albert Goldman, The Birdcage  Armand Goldman, you old so-and-so! How 'bout those Dolphins! . . . Screaming queen? 
Albert Goldman, The Birdcage  Oh yes...Coldeman. The "d" is silent in America. It's Cole D'Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man, in France, where Armand's chateau is, Cold-e-man in Greece where Armand's work is, and finally the vulgar Coleman in Florida where Armand's home is, so actually, we don't know where we are until we hear our last name pronounced! 
Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)  You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it. 
Alex & Stuart, Threesome  Alex: If you're so hot on the idea, why don't you have sex with him?
Stuart: Taste of semen makes me gag.
Alex: How would you know? Whose semen were you eating?
Stuart: My own.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)  HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession. 
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)  HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not. 
American Indian Proverb  Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. 
Amy Blue, The Doom Generation  You're like a life support system for a cock! 
Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)  So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity. 
Andrea 'Andie' McPhee, Dawson's Creek  [singing] My name is Andie and my brother's the one who's gay / My other brother died. And my daddy went away! 
Andrew Bingham & Nick Stark, It's My Party  Andrew: Dad sends me to church all the time, hoping I'll become straight.
Nick: Catholic church? Good luck!
Angela Hayes, American Beauty  I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary. 
Angela Hayes, American Beauty  So, you're fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick? 
Armand Goldman & Agador Spartacus & Albert Goldman, The Birdcage  Armand: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
Armand: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.
Armand Goldman & Agador Spartacus, The Birdcage  Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
Armand: My God, what a brilliant idea!
Agador: I know.
Armand Goldman & Albert Goldman, The Birdcage  Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sly contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Armand Goldman & Albert Goldman, The Birdcage  Albert: You don't love me anymore, Armand.
Armand: Oh, shit.
Armand Goldman, The Birdcage  You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. 

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