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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)  Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. 
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)  I am not young enough to know everything. 
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)  Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. 
Owen, Will & Grace  Actually it was more the gay-guy-feel-the-delts-bend-at-the-waist-check-out-the-shoes hug. 
Pacey Witter & Dawson Leery, Dawson's Creek  Pacey: Gotta hand it to you Dawson, you make me look good.
Dawson: Yeah? How?
Pacey: You suck worse than I do.
 
Paul Lassiter, Spin City  You know, I suck up to you until I'm out of suck and I'm out of up, and what do you do? You come in, you take my office! Why don't you say we switch roles for a minute, okay? How bout you kiss *my* ass for a while? 
Perry Sellars & Arthur Pape, Love! Valour! Compassion!  Perry: One thing you are NOT is a big queen.
Arthur: You're right, I'm butch; I can catch a ball, I genuinely like both my parents, and I hate opera. I don't know why I bother being gay.
 
Perry Sellars, Love! Valour! Compassion!  [Driving into the weekend]
Cunt! Cunt! Fuck you in your ultimate driving machine!
 
Peter Malloy & Howard Brackett, In & Out  Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
 
Peter Malloy, In & Out  A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned. 
Peter Smith-Kingsley & Tom Ripley, The Talented Mr. Ripley  Peter: [translating] He wants to know if you're a homosexual.
Tom: No!
Peter: [translating] No.
 
Phillip, South Park  Oh, the humanity! 
Phyllis McGinley  Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with one man. 
Pip Pirrup & Eric Cartman, South Park  Pip: Eric, I didn't get an invitation!
Eric Cartman: Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation..Pip's invitation...Oh, I remember! I shoved it up my ass! That's right! I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and
[bloop]
Cartman: shoved it right up my ass!
 
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)  We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. 
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)  Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. 
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)  Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. 
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)  Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great. 
Rebecca West (1892 - 1983)  The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. 
Ricky Fitts & Lester Burnham, American Beauty  Ricky: I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone.
Lester: I think you just became my personal hero.
 
Ricky Fitts, American Beauty  Never underestimate the power of denial. 
Ricky Fitts, American Beauty  Yes, I suck dick for money. You should see me fuck, I'm the best piece of ass in three states. 
Ricky Martin  It doesn't bother me (having a gay following). They can fantasize about me all they want, I don't mind. 
Rita Mae Brown  This is a celebration of individual freedom, not of homosexuality. No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. 
Robin Williams  See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. 


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