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Be a Man Tape & Howard Brackett, In & Out  Tape: Now repeat after me: "Yo."
Howard: Yo!
Tape: Hot damn.
Howard: Hot damn!
Tape: What a fabulous window treatment.
Howard: What a fabulous...
Tape: That was a trick.
 
Becky Rodenbeck  Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart. 
Belgian Proverb  Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you. 
Bernadette Bassenger & Frank, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Frank: Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on.
[Bernadette knees Frank in the groin]
Bernadette: There, now you're fucked!
 
Bernadette Bassenger & Mitzi, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Bernadette: Gather 'round girls. I'll show you a trick. First, you drink the Gin and replace it with water and put it back on the fridge.
Mitzi: Oh! Clever girl! And the scotch?
Bernadette: Aha! That's where the complimentary tea bags come in handy.
 
Bernadette Bassenger & Tick, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Bernadette: No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?
 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  One more push and I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  Being a man one day and a woman the next is not an easy thing. 
Bernadette Bassenger, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  These days, gentlemen are an endangered species. 
Bertha Venation, Torch Song Trilogy  In order to be a real dame you've got to kneel before a queen! 
Big Gay Al, South Park  I'm super, thanks for asking. 
Big Gay Al, South Park  Me...kicked...out of Scouts? 
Bill & Jack McFarland, Will & Grace  Bill: Jack! You're hitting on me!
Jack: I'm shocked. And appalled. But are you interested?
 
Blake Clark  Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. 
Bob Marley  Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. 
Bobby Brahms & Arthur Pape, Love! Valour! Compassion!  Bobby: So, is he attractive?
Arthur: I'm not supposed to notice these things, but I believe the word is "hot."
 
Boy Car Thief & Father Greg Pilkington, Priest  Father: And how would you feel if someone robbed your car?
Boy: I haven't got one.
Father: Well, suppose you did.
Boy: I'd get a weed-on.
Father: Exactly. I'd get a.... weed-on too.
Boy: You haven't got a car.
Father: Well, what about Father Matthew?
Boy: No one would wanna rob his car, would they?
Father: Because he's a priest?
Boy: Because it's crap!
 
Brad Dupree & Lester Burnham, American Beauty  Brad: Got a minute?
Lester: For you, Brad, I've got five!
 
Brad Dupree & Lester Burnham, American Beauty  Brad: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?
Lester: Brad, I've been a whore for the telemarketing industry for 15 years. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing.
 
Brad Dupree, American Beauty  [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. 
Brenda Chenowith, Six Feet Under  The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid living today. 
Britt Ekland  I don't sleep with happily married men. 
Bruce Barton  Conceit is God's gift to little men. 
Bruce Burton  For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, busineswise? 


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