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You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!
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  Men are like fine wine, you shouldn't take them out until they've matured. 
  Men are like fingernails, they look better when they're buffed. 
  Men are like foreign films, you don't understand them half the time, but at least there is nudity involved. 
  Men are like nightlights, too dim, too small, but somehow comforting. 
  Men are like tires, the more pumped they are, the better they perform. 
  Men are like tissue,soft and disposable. 
  Men are like toilets, they are either taken or full of shit. 
  Men are like wheelbarrows, when they get too heavy, it's time to dump them. 
  Never underestimate the power of gay men in small groups. 
  The best pick-up line: I'm here with my boyfriend, but I don't really like him! 
  There are only two kinds of men - those who already have, and those who still dearly want to... 
  A hard cock is like a finely tuned motor. If you don't want to lose it, don't fuck with it. 
  A Hard Man Is Good To Find! 
  Eating cock is like eating cracker jack, the more, the more you eat, the more you want. 
  For my birthday I got a sweater. What I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer! 
  Lifeguards come when.....you go down. 
  Men are like beer bottles,they're usually empty from the neck up. 
  Men are like calendars, good for a few dates, but you'll want a new one for next year. 
  Men are like clowns, a few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy. 
  Men are like coupons, the more they take off, the more you like them. 
  Men are like diamonds, you like them big, cut and wrapped around your finger. 
  FCK. The only thing missing is you. 
  There are some things only another man knows how to do well. 
  Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be. 
  Life is a sexually transmitted disease. 


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